HOW To PLay

 

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You won't find Adobe, here in Nairobi

YOU LOSE! YOU GET NOTHING! GOOD DAY SIR!

i insert a can of Mountain Dew

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I am Jesus

Out pops two quarters, three dimes, seven nickels, and a penny. (?)

I insert a piece of paper that has a $100 design scribbled on it.(In green crayon)

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I should really make a different account for this.

u get a nude Brandon (lol have fun with that Chris :P)

i put in a cute little kitty <33 :D

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(Geez Phil! Just what I wanted for Christmas!{?}O.o)

Out comes the ugliest cat you've ever seen! On his name-tag it reads..."Brandon" O.o

XP
I put a quart of sand in the machine.

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I should really make a different account for this.

ROFLMFAO XDXDXDXDXD so gross :P

u get....

Brandon's nasty undies O.o (theres sum freaky stains on it & they smell XP)

i put in My cell phone :D

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Out pops a street musician that plays all your ringtones. O.o


I put in...a....uhh, a cup of boiling water!

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I should really make a different account for this.

And you receive a Mallow Burger.

 

I put in a quart of Gasoline... 

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you get a car.

i insert my bra 

i recive a hairpin 0.0

i put it back in with a stick tnt and run far away..  (> l l )>

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You won't find Adobe, here in Nairobi

I receive sooth.

I put in a large pair of scissors.

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I receive 1 million jerky slabs.

I put in a dead mouse

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You won't find Adobe, here in Nairobi

You get a thong + bra that the machine super glues to you.

 

I put in my mom.

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And you receive your next meal.

I insert 180 crazy 7th graders.

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Took long enough.

You recieve my mom.

 

I insert my sister.

 

(That science teacher sig creeps me out)

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