Glad to hear it.

You receive a brother.

I insert a spammer.

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Took long enough.

You recieve a permanent ban and an ugly boyfriend.

I insert my new brother, still packaged for my money back

(Lol, glad to hear that the science teacher thing scared me? o_o)

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You receive a brand new brother, or so you think...

...Instead, in the box, there is a life-sized poster with a picture of the brother you sent back on it, complete with a box of darts.

I insert that ugly boyfriend, because I already have one (that isn't ugly)

Plus I was being sarcastic about the signature.

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Took long enough.

You recieve a jr balrog plushie that lives and destroys your current boyfriend and you recieve a super ugly boyfriend.

I insert the life sized picture of the brother (I kept the darts =x)

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I recive a blank piece of paper

I put in a marshmellow

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You won't find Adobe, here in Nairobi

You recieve AIDS.

I insert this kitty:

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I recive a piece of silver...

Put in souja boy (tm)

 

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You recieve a punch in the face for wasting a soulja boy cd. (D:<)

 

I insert okeado while he is out cold.

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i take over the soda machine and give people evil things while listing 2 music.......

 

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i murder you and give people GOOD things =D

I put in all the people who ever posted on this thread (excluding myself)

I get a whole night full of laughs.

i ,who escaped a murder,make a new machine and gain ten dollars.

i insert a gold penny of doooooooooooooooooooooom!

 

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okeado:

i ,who escaped a murder,make a new machine and gain ten dollars.

i insert a gold penny of doooooooooooooooooooooom!

 

You get owned, son.

I insert okeado's mom.

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What if i don't have mom

i your imagination

i get nothin

i insert pandora's box and run far away to safety zone with long ranged carmera

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You destroy the Soda Machine of MAgic. Thanks alot.

I kick the broken soda machine of magic and it gives me all the parts needed to make it again, and these are the only existing ones.
I eat them and they come out my ... lower end? into the toilet, which I flush into my septic, which drains out into a poisonous sea, which dissolves the soda machine parts.

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