Once upon a time, there was an old lady. She was going about her business when she noticed an ugly woman out her window. At the instant she looked at her face, she turned ugly. Butt, ugly. So she put a bag over her face. "I cannot see," said the grandma, now ugly. "I should cut holes in the bag. She cut holes in the bag, and cut a finger off by mistake. "Ooh it was going to fall off anyway." she said.
She felt like going to visit King Ruther to ask a favor. The king, however, said no unless she took the bag over her head. "Expose thy face lest ye remove thyself!" declared the king. So she did. The king looked at her face, and then his eyes threw up and he died. Then, a lowly peasent walked in with his wife and children. The old lady turned around and looked at the low-lifes. They died shortly after that.
She walked home, unmasked, and everything she looked at, died. Even feelings or flowers. Then, the most beautiful man walked up to her and said, "Your an ugly old hag." So then the lady said "Your a pretty little momma's boy." "Your so ugly, you need a new word to describe you D:<" The lady gasped. -GASP- HOW DARE YOU!! So she punched his face in and walked away.
She wanted to visit her over muscular friend Mike, who helped her stay in shape. Sometimes. She looked at his oversized muscles, then he turned fat. "AAHH" He yelled. She quickly walked away. It seemed all hope was lost for her. So she put her bag back on. An ugly bag headed grandpa came and sat next to her. They looked at eachother and nothing happened. "We must be so ugly, that our faces wont let us get any uglier! If we did, we might melt" 
She got an idea. They went to a bathroom and looked at themselves. They died too.
When the word got out from the paperboy, the town cheered. "No more ugly old prunes will melt my face off!" "I can walk my children to school again!" "I can live!" "I can be un ashamed for human kind again!!" The ugly man and womans spirits were still alive though. They walked around town without anyone noticing them, and were shocked at how much people didnt like them. She thought to herself, "who was that ugly old hag in the window?" She looked at a flash back which conviniently popped up and saw the old prune looking at her. "OHMAIGOSH! MOM??!!??" 
