So I met this girl who worked at Starbucks, and I worked up the courage
to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register.
She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to
be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale
moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really
getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside
and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way
down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and
says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you
had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs
cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My
mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y
taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And
it's part of this complete breakfast!"
Lets see....
AR = 6
Range = 1
CM = 1
Smash = 1
FH = 5
WM = 5
Def = 5
Crit = 4
Thats pretty much it...
