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2. Only North American players will be able to win the prize.

 

Post your stories/comics on this thread! This event will run from May 15th to June 4th!

 

- Mabinogi Staff -

 

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Read this thread would you kindly?

You will be banned and then there would be ham.

Post it. Ban it. Lock it.

Note: This story is not true but it has some of my friend's names on it. 

The three rushed onto the Alby Dungeon altar. The leader, Tiger9, dropped the locket. With a whoosh of magical wind they were entering Ruari, Mari, and Tarlach's memory.

Celestine played Mari. Detrian played Ruari. Tiger9 played Tarlach.

[after they killed boss]

"Hey," said Mari/Celestine. "Do I know this place?"

"I guess..." said Tiger9/Tarlach. "We've went to Alby Dungeon a lot of times before."

"Well," said Celestine, "I happen to be a long range."

"Yeah, right," said Tiger9, "and a very weak one too." 

 "What did you say?"

"Uh-oh..."

*kicks* 

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mine is like the one before mine and the cahrcaters are me (duh) nightwolf08 and my cosuin shirley608 (plz note this DID happen)

me "hey i need help with G1 alby can u help night?"

nightwolf08 "sure do you have another person?"

me "yep my cousins coming along"

LATER AT ALBY

nightwolf "drop the item "

we went in the dungen

nightwolf/mari "O_O what the... re drop >_<"

555 dropes later

nightwolf/mari "still mari @_@"

me "guess mari loves you too much"

Place: Alby 3warrior RP dungeon
Time:  May 3rd

(due to personal reason , teammate's IGN are not showing)

Mari(teammate1): " Hey, where is the party screen?"

Tarlach (Luhenlila): "No matter, just finish this, job will be done."

Rurari (teammate2) : "Do we get exp in here?"

Tarlach (Luhenlila): "Guess not, you just "watching memory", not really running a dungeon."

After a few room, Mari(teammate1) scored a Huge lucky finish.

Rurari (teammate2) : "Care to share some?"

Mari(teammate1): " No, you will get you own gold in the future."

Rurari (teammate2) : "Please be kind, let me have some, I just start this game."

Samilar chatting , and all F-words are omitted.

Tarlach (Luhenlila) finished the giant spider.

Movie, get keyword.

Still omiting all unproper words and chatting.

Party: Luhenlila had left the party.

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Mabinogi IGN: Luhenlila (Ruairi)
DFO IGN: (waiting for female gunner)

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this did not actualy happen im still trying to solo ciar normal

characters Me(inyuyasha) my sister(kagomay) my little brother (shippo) and my littlest brother (pekachu)

inyuyasha:finaly im at the end of the story line now we just have to beat the boss

kagomay:uhh inyuyasha a server check is going to happen soon

shippo an inyuyasha:so what lets fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pekachu:charge!

kagomay:uhh pekachu wait

pekacu:(gets hit by ghost armour,ohko'ed then pressed return to town button by accident)

inyuyasha:okay we know what not to do

200 hp pots,10 naos, an50 feathers later

every one(besides pekachuXD):yeah now theres only the dark lord left to kill

700 hp pots,70imps,50 naos,237 feathers, an 100mp pots later

inyuyasha:ha he is at deadly let me finish him off

10 second till disconection for update thing appears XD

and then right before inyuyasha' all powerful gray wolf claymore hit he was disconected

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Well, I haven't actually done the G1 storyline yet, because I'm too low leveled to complete it, ><. But here's my story...

By the way, it's untrue yet uses some of my friend's names on Mabinogi.

 Herefishies-Leader

Spanda, Valkryie, Eilter, Zef-Other party members.

"So then," Herefishies started, jumping sporatically up and down on the altar of Albey dungeon. "You guys ready to own this G1 event?!"

"Yeah!" everybody else shouted eagerly.

 ...

"Err...wanna drop the pendant?" Valkyrie suggested.

2F

"Herefishies..." Spanda panted, after smashing and finishing the lycanthrope. "Have you even done anything yet?"

"Yes," Herefishies replied matter-of-factly. "I've gotten you in this dungeon!"

"Err..."

5F

"C'mon, Herefishies! We need your help to kill the black wizard!" Eilter shrieked, trying to strike it.

"No! It's scary!" complained Herefishies, cowering in a corner.

 "Well, could you at least try to revive the dead people? I'm kind of in a bind here," Eilter yelled in response.

"What if a wisp sees me?" Herefishies whined.

Spanda, Valkyrie, and Zef sweatdropped.

"Oh my gosh! A WISP! RUUUUN!" Herefishies screamed.

6F

"Bye Dark Lord!" Herefishies waved childishly as the Dark Lord fell, prompting a large sigh from the other members of the party. That is, until Glas Ghaibhleann appeared.

"We aren't done?!?" Herefishies cried. "Oh no!"

"Like it matters to you," Zef muttered. "You've done absolutely nothing..."

27 million party and phoenix feathers, potions, seal scrolls, and no help from Herefishies later...

"Phew," Herefishies sighed as the cutscene played, "we killed it!"

After the Cutscene

"So then," Eilter started, "do we get anything for doing all of this?"

Herefishies has obtained the keyword "The Knight of Light" and the title He who Saved the Goddess, and the enchant Goddess.

"Woohoo!" Herefishies screamed in joy. "Off to G2, suckers!"

Eilter, Valkryie, Spanda, and Zef cornered Herefishies.

"Oh no..."

 

i may not have finished it but heres my story:

There were 4 people Kill, (and i forgot the others so I'll label them) 1, 2, 3

A goblin killed kill, 1, 2 and 3 killed every goblin.  They were going to revive kill but he said he wants "revenge on the worms". They all waited.

The 'worms'  attacked kill then he said "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah save me from the worms". They revived him.

Then the ants had come to attack him. Kill said aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

1, 2 and 3 just watched  while kill screams then they finished the dungeon. Then a friend of Kill's, Yuka, argued about why they didn't wait.

Yuka came and hurt Kill continously.

The rest is just pushing the pain farther

(kill is me, ok) 

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I made this:

i take request

Aim- KillHck@aim.com
Xfire- Killkillu2
Mabinogi- Killkillu2 (Mari)

my entries in my signature. its a deathnote/mabinogi type thing

kira is killing off the "evil" npcs and bots to create a better mabinogi experience :P

the second one was just a fan service to the people who wanted to see pally ryuk lol

 

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Title: Albey, Zombies and fun!

Time: Close to midnight.

(this actully happend, most of it...)

*As all three of us enter Albey, we decide to disscuse the plan on how to kill the Zombies.*

 

Teronimo (me), with his long hair. Standing behind the leader and his friend, Staying out of the conversation.

          "Yo, what rank is you fire, Mike?" Said the Stranger, with his cocky voice.

          "Rank 9, it pwns zombies left and right :O."

Teronimo with his wit, steps in the conversation, " Lies! Magic don't do nothing to those zombies... It's all in the windmill, Dur."

          "I beg to differ, I got Prem. Service with bombs... they kill almost every thing.. i bet they kill tons of zombies..."

 

* Zombies are listening in on the conversation *

 

          The weaker zombies laughing there beat up heads off.....

          Master Zombie try to be as mean as possible tell them "I think that mabye, a high rank cooking skill could kill me.... BECAUSE IM STARVING LAWL!!!"

The end :)

 

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"Entry 2"

"Hi, Celestine!" a bouncy, bright Tiger9 said. He had arrived in the Pasture. 

"Hi," muttered Celestine. She went on shearing.

"I'm going to Ciar Dungeon!"
"WHAT?!"

"Ciar!" said Tiger9.

"Are you serious...your combat is only rank E and you're going to get killed by the goblins. Not to mention Golem--"

"Oh, well, you'll see me off with a new title."

Later Celestine saw Tiger9 battered and bruised. Bandages covered him.

"What happened? The golem Stomp you?"

"No, I didn't make it to the golem..."
"Told you."
"I could use some heeelp, your Combat is rank C"

"Forget it, I don't give help to bratty boys. Plus. Golem is ugly."

"But I got the mainstream."

"In Sidhe Sneatcha? CoOOol!"

So they went off for another day of adventures.

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 Full size image here:

http://jyosua.superbusnet.com/shoopdawhoop.png

 
This should give you a few laughs :D
 

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IGN: Jyosua
Server: Mari
Guild: Einherjar
Position: Guildmaster

Jyosua:

This should give you a few laughs :D 

Forget my submission. This just won. I laughed so hard its not even funny.

In any case; question for the event runners, since I'd like more details before I post anything... (you guys never said we couldn't make the entire guide a image format in the goodness guidance event T_T)

Will you accepted animated GIFs?

Would you accept simple SWF files? If not I guess I'll be submitting a regular PNG file (please contact by editting the first post with more details or editting my signature pleaaaase)
 

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Note: This really happened to me.

 RP Quest in Alby Dungeon:

I recruit 2 random people not caring about their levels.

We get to the dungeon and I drop the item.

Teammate 1 becomes Ruari.

Teammate 2 becomes Mari.

I of course become Tarlach.

None of us were expecting this.

Me: Holy cow! I'm a monk!

Teammate 2: What the heck! I'm a midget!

Teammate 1: ...

Me: What's wrong?

Teammate 2: Is he frozen?

Teammate 1: I can't believe it...

Me: What is it that you can't believe?

Teammate 1: I'm...........................................................................A boy.........

Me and Teammate 2:LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IGN: Mada
Server: Ruari
Guild: Cairdeas

Oh a contest woot XD this seemed fun this is just a little thing i guess ill be back with more entries this one is in albany but its with some one who had done the quest unfortnlety this didnt happen jsut somthing i thought funny if did

 

Mika/ Ruari [Yesh my spelling sucks XD ] 'So saa your brother told me Kristlle [yet agine spelling] is a sccbus is that true?'

Saa/ Tralach 'yes.'

Mika/ Ruauiri 'But like isnt she the one you think is awsome and stuff'

Saa/ Tralach 'Well ya but shes still awsome'

Mika/ Ruaruiri' But dosent she try and stop tralach from saving the goddes ?'

Saa/Tralach 'Well ya but well YOU KNOW WHAT JERKO [Are nick nanme for Ruari] TURNS EVIL YA HOW DO YA LIKE THAT ?!'

Mika /Ruariu " NOT AT ALL HOW COULD JERKO DO SUCH A THING !?'

Saa/Tralach 'Isnt he your favorite ?'

Mika/ Ruari 'Well ya but hes still awsome evan evil.'

Saa/Tralach 'i don't think so.'

Mika/Ruari  'Dave back me up.'

Dave/Mari 'no you made fun of me for being a girl.'

Mika/Ruari 'YA DAVE THE MAGIC SCHOOL GIRL ! NOW BACK ME UP OR ALL TELL EVERY ONE IN THIS DUNGEN!'

Dave/Mari *silent*

Saa/Tralach 'As amazinf as that is im the only one in here mika so you dont have a thret.'

Mika/Rauri 'Meh shut up.'

 

FIN !

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