Book 2
Once upon a time there lived a peaceful villager named Zavior, he
was peaceful and a villager. He spent most of his life twiddling his
thumbs on the front deck of his house in the farmlands. But one day
something out of the ordinary happened, he sprained his thumb... in a
terrible thumb twiddling related accident which cannot be mentioned at
this day. Seeing as Zaviors entire life was going to fail until it
healed, he decided to venture into the city and get it healed. He
packed a backpack full of sandwiches and juiceboxes and started on the
long journey to the city roughly 500 feet away. After 6 hours of
walking Zavior decided he needed a snack, he looked in his backpack
only to see that his sandwiches were stolen.
Zavior looked around, furious as he needed his sandwiches to
survive, he spotted a T-rex in a tree about a yard away, eating his
beloved sandwich. Zavior knew what he had to do, he quickly stripped
down into his ninja underwear and struck an epic ninja pose, he rushed
at the tree. The T-rex insisted that he would have good manners and
wait until the T-rex was finished his meal, Zavior agreed and sat down
and waited patiently. As the T-rex stood up the tree snappedinto 34
different pieces and the T-rex fell and died, Zavior was launched into
the city directly in front of the healers by odd chance. He also was
somehow wearing his backpack and they were full of sandwiches
previously eaten by the now extinct lizard beast.
Zavior went into the healers and asked that his thumb would be
treated, but the healer said that he must complete a very hard
challenge to gain the right of being healed by a public service. Zavior
embraced the challenge that would soon be thrust upon him...... the
healer stared at Zavior dead in the eye and said...... "MAKE ME A
SAMMICH" Zavior was about to give the healer his sandwich, but then he
realised that he ate it roughly 10 seconds ago. Quickly Zavior
harnessed the power of eweca and errin and he had their combined power
to form in front of him, a $5 footlong. Zavior handed the healer the
sammich and he ate it and died of lead posioning from the lettuce
somehow. Zavior, not being able to be healed returned home and had to
wait a full 7 minutes for them to naturally heal...... What a sad 7
minutes that was, and he lived happily ever after.... until he died...
The End.
Shininggold: cobiwanr: DarkForce999:
According to a post on the Mabinogi korean site there would be "atleast" 5 chapters. Don't quote me.
consider yourself quoted.
I lol'd heartily.
