Okay, here I go. Lucky me - a laptop keyboard is even more squished than a regular:

 "i likeed rolttedn zan dcf moldy gtoerazskilds vflofr  dciknndddfr.."

 Translates to:
"I like rotten and moldy toenails for dinner."

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,l.ol kkkoim typ;kin gb wkith    mhghy ddsddsdsddeedl,b okws

 

Tanslation: Lol im typing with my elbows 

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"A Dream isn't Broken Until it is Shattered" <--DeathKnight

up up down dopewn lefgt right left right b a start

 

wow, i swear on my future mabinogi characters life that i types all that with my elbows!

 

i must have REALLY pointy elbows -_- 

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trtertrdessexdtyrtingigfnhgi  m m, mmmkdmyytyf mm m, njknjnnmknrereteterweew  m,m,., asdxzdwiouoiuopjiougfbfbythfb

 

- Translates to - Testing my new sig

 

 

 

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This is my custom iPod touch screen

oi  a   m bbhhuynbvgfedfryu

(translation: i am hungry)

 =D
 

k loikjer zkigtftg,m ds ?"DS ssdfd ;p[io8raz1q

I

like

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Click here to feed me a Rare Candy!
Get your own at Pokeplushies!IGN:Lururi
Server: Alexina

greanpjfiomndaprfnasp iogneamprfnvpafpae,gnaown

Insane <.<? 

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Let's take delight in music!

hgoies opoedn m  fbxs  vlk m,rddxs   cxlñ m

translation: hope open beta comes soon

 

wow, thats not what I expected to see o.O

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...
Missing inspiration.

hi there. wassup?

 

Hooray for bony-as-hell elbows! 

I swear I did actually type that with my elbows.

Srsly.

I really did. 

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io,m gftghy[poli mnvgf lkftjmnh  mhg esd;l szsa

 Translation..I'm typing with my elbows ._.

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Nickname: Eppy [LvL 16]
Crew: Bunnies of Doom
Crew Forums

Greetings.

I'm a real professional in writing with elbows.

 

Kneel before my might. 

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gio,mer  yther vcpoop,klioerd bnopiodcsfjhnm

Translates to: Give me the cookies bishie.

Lol. I typed poop D= LITERALLY. Look at what I bolded. xD

Kickback:

Greetings.

I'm a real professional in writing with elbows.

 

Kneel before my might. 

 

how long did it take you to type all that so perfectly (im typing normally by the way XD) 

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ckmnj hk    ,cvklc x

lol...wierd

Translation: I LIKE EGGS

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Loirna abnd Pa n AZrdfsew vc oop;l.

Translation: Lorna and Pan are cool xD

I did that one REALLY good. xD