it has AIDS

 

I wish I was Jesus. Without the crucifixion part. And everyone hating me part.

How about Jesus AFTER he died?

nevermind, I wish I was GOD.

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*shoots* no blasphemy here.

Same wish.

tony24680:

thedifferent:

___JD___:

granted but now everyone hates you and your being charged with sexually harassing your boss

i wish a new raido

Granted, but that doesn't make sense, so I shun the idea. 

i wish for a ikitty 

Granted, congrats on the new pet.

I wish for noise cancellation headphones for the noise cancellation part.

Granted, but they're too small.

 

I wish I was Dr. Seus or however you spell his name.

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Granted, however seeing that you're so famous murder comes and steal your money!!!

I wish.................................................................................................................................................................................................I have a girlfriend that doesn't hurt me DX.

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Pie

Mm, can't help you.

I wish for some popcorn.

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WHY?!?!

Granted, you got corn......that pops.

I wish for you to be able to help me with me previous wish!

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Pie

Granted, now your new boyfriend beats on you

I wish for a wish that was the kind of wish that wishes wish.

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If I post in your thread, it most likely has failed in some way.

Granted, but the wish that you wished for gave out too many wishes.

I wish for a wish that gave me exactly what I wanted.

tony24680:

Granted, but the wish that you wished for gave out too many wishes.

I wish for a wish that gave me exactly what I wanted.

Granted but what you get doesn't live up to your expectations.

I wish for a burger.

Udontknowme:

tony24680:

Granted, but the wish that you wished for gave out too many wishes.

I wish for a wish that gave me exactly what I wanted.

Granted but what you get doesn't live up to your expectations.

I wish for a burger.

Granted, but the meat came from somewhere you don't want to know.

I wish that the wish I made lived up to my expectations.

Granted, but I stole it

I wish for something

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If I post in your thread, it most likely has failed in some way.

Granted *I make a little origami star and give it to you*

I wish for something better.

Granted but you get something worse by accident.

I wish I could figure out what to do on Mabi.

granted but every time you play this song plays

This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long

Couldn't think of any lyrics
No I never wrote the lyrics
So I'll just sing any old lyrics
That come to mind, child

You really need words
Whole lotta rhyming words
You gotta rhyme so many words, mm-mm
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it, to do it right, child

This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long

I know that you're probably sore
'Cause I didn't write any more
I just didn't get to complete it
So that's why I gotta repeat it

This song is just six words long (six words long)
This song is just six words long (six words long)

Oh I make a lotta money
They pay me a ton of money
They're payin' me plenty of money
To sing this song, child

I gotta fill time
Three minutes worth of time
Oh, how will I fill so much time, mm-mm
I'll throw in a solo, a solo, a solo
A solo, a solo here

This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long

This song's got nothin' to say
But I'm recording it anyway
I know if I put my mind to it
I know I could find a good rhyme here

Oh, you gotta have-a music
You need really catchy music
This song has got plenty of music
But just six words, child

And so I'll sing' em over
And over and over and over
And over and over and over, mm-mm
And over and over and over
And over and over and over again

Six words long, six words long
Six words long, six words long
Six words long, six words long

This song is just six words long
It's just six words long

i wish it was just 7 words long

Chaos+:

granted but every time you play this song plays

This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long

Couldn't think of any lyrics
No I never wrote the lyrics
So I'll just sing any old lyrics
That come to mind, child

You really need words
Whole lotta rhyming words
You gotta rhyme so many words, mm-mm
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it, to do it right, child

This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long

I know that you're probably sore
'Cause I didn't write any more
I just didn't get to complete it
So that's why I gotta repeat it

This song is just six words long (six words long)
This song is just six words long (six words long)

Oh I make a lotta money
They pay me a ton of money
They're payin' me plenty of money
To sing this song, child

I gotta fill time
Three minutes worth of time
Oh, how will I fill so much time, mm-mm
I'll throw in a solo, a solo, a solo
A solo, a solo here

This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long

This song's got nothin' to say
But I'm recording it anyway
I know if I put my mind to it
I know I could find a good rhyme here

Oh, you gotta have-a music
You need really catchy music
This song has got plenty of music
But just six words, child

And so I'll sing' em over
And over and over and over
And over and over and over, mm-mm
And over and over and over
And over and over and over again

Six words long, six words long
Six words long, six words long
Six words long, six words long

This song is just six words long
It's just six words long

i wish it was just 7 words long

Granted but you get amnesia and forget the song and forget everything else too

I wish I had 1 dollar.