This letter has three main sections. In the first, I argue that faced by such despicable perfidy and the frustration of not being able to respond to the same audiences as Kittywolf has had, I must indisputably allay the concerns of the many people who have been harmed by Kittywolf. In the second, I make it clear that Kittywolf's vexatious form of commercialism is abhorrent to me. And in the third and final section, I conclude that Kittywolf never misses an opportunity to indulge her preoccupation with her alleged victimization. One of the first facts we should face is that Kittywolf sees no reason why she shouldn't fleece us. It is only through an enlightened, outraged citizenry that such moral turpitude, corruption, and degradation of the law can be brought to a halt. So, let me enlighten and outrage you by stating that Kittywolf uses highfalutin terms like "intercrystallization" and "disproportionateness" to conceal her plans to impose theological straightjackets on scriptural interpretation. In this scheme of hers, a mass of grandiloquent words falls upon the facts like soft snow, blurring the outlines and covering up all the details. We become unable to see that if Kittywolf believes that the only way to expand one's mind is with drugs—or maybe even chocolate—then it's obvious why she thinks that the future of the entire world rests in her hands. Two-faced and ghastly, Kittywolf's flimflams resemble a dilapidated shed. Kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will collapse, proving my claim that some surly Kittywolf clones are actually considering helping Kittywolf spawn delusions of sadism's resplendence. How quickly such people forget that they were lied to, made fun of, and ridiculed by Kittywolf on numerous occasions. It's not the bogeyman that our children need to worry about. It's Kittywolf. Not only is Kittywolf more nugatory and more possession-obsessed than any envisaged bogeyman or bugbear, but it will not be easy to halt the adulation heaped upon pertinacious dipsomaniacs. Nevertheless, we must attempt to do exactly that for the overriding reason that she is the embodiment of everything petty in our lives. Every grievance, every envy, every Pecksniffian ideology finds expression in Kittywolf. One of the enduring effects of Kittywolf's rantings is surely the way they will poison the relationship between teacher and student. Kittywolf should clarify her point so people like you and me can tell what the heck she's talking about. Without clarification, Kittywolf's fulminations sound lofty and include some emotionally charged words but don't really seem to make any sense. Even by Kittywolf's own account, her votaries are quick to point out that because she is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, Kittywolf is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, Kittywolf is a victim of her own success—a success that enables Kittywolf to twist my words six ways for Sunday. In closing, we must work together to deal with Kittywolf appropriately. Together, we can make a difference. Forever and always.
You will never be me.
+1b4lock
Edit: Yes I can edit; fear me. Being someone's puppet sounds hot. o-o
tl;dr I win
~KittyWolf
PS: You wish I would be you. :D, nice post though Shakespear.
pretty sure that's from the complaint generator besides the last line, but nice job trolling her ingame. anyone want to see her get camped and IS gltiched?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REhwu3QkHv8
:D
I'm going to clarify a few things here.
We do not care about you. We do not hate, nor love you.
You are not a legend, you will not be remembered and you aren't worth the time or effort of being remembered.
Stop wasting the time of the few people who will spend it on you.
If the only way you can get attention is to ATTEMPT to troll, please stop.
All in all, we're tired of you, Slayer.
It is not likely that I shall say anything new here. If I do, it will be of only minor significance. Nevertheless, we must hold not only Anime, but also Anime's lapdogs, accountable for their short-sighted fulminations. Let's review the errors in Anime's statements in order. First, "semiprofessionalized" is sometimes narrowly defined by callow chiselers.
From the fog and mist of Anime's treatises rises the leering grimace of solipsism, right? Right. Believe you me, Anime is absolutely determined to believe that bad things "just happen" (i.e., they're not caused by Anime itself), and Anime is not about to let facts or reason get in its way.
In keeping with all of their inner inimical brutality, Anime's compeers rot out the foundations of our religious, moral, and political values. Oligarchism can be deadly but Anime's screeds are much worse. Anime's actions are a veritable dictionary and synonymicon of obstructionism. (Read as: those who get involved with Anime's ghastly supporters are seldom aware of Anime's dealings with the most ostentatious individuals you'll ever see.) I plan to reveal some shocking facts about Anime's pranks. This is a choice I have made; your choice is up to you. But let me remind you that Anime's collaborators hate whomever Anime tells them to hate. That's the sort of statement that some people avouch is insecure but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because to believe that Anime commands an army of robots that live in the hollow center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like shaking things up a bit on the surface is to deceive ourselves. We must extirpate snobbism root, trunk, and branch. We must fight for our freedom of speech. And we must enable adversaries to meet each other and establish direct personal bonds that contradict the stereotypes they rely upon to power their viperine op-ed pieces. Please join me in incorporating these words into our living credo.
Although I generally believe that the less said about Ms. Kittywolf, the better, I do feel obligated to say a few things about Kittywolf's appalling insinuations. By way of introduction, let me just say that society must soon decide either to advocate concrete action and specific quantifiable goals or else to let Kittywolf resort to underhanded tactics. The decision is one of life or death, peaceful existence or perpetual social fever. I can hope only that those in charge realize that I know some uncompromising menaces who actually believe that without Kittywolf's superior guidance, we will go nowhere. Incredible? Those same people have told me that a book of her writings would be a good addition to the Bible. With such people roaming about, it should come as no surprise to you that we must work together towards a shared vision. If we fail in this, we are not failing someone else; we are not disrupting some interest separate from ourselves. Rather, it is we who suffer when we neglect to observe that sick, crass slobs can't even agree among themselves as to how perverted Kittywolf is. Now I could go off on that point alone, but she has convinced a lot of people that she defends the real needs of the working class. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation.
Kittywolf twists every argument into some sort of "struggle" between two parties. Kittywolf unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what she claims gives her the right to break down our communities. The fact that it's time to step things up a notch and present a clear picture of what is happening, what has happened, and what is likely to happen in the future is distressing, to say the least. Once again, I despise everything about her. I despise her attempts to waffle on all the issues. I despise how she insists that prætorianism is the key to world peace. Most of all, I despise her complete obliviousness to the fact that it's debatable whether her ultimata are a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred, and schizophrenia. However, no one can disagree that ancient Greek dramatists discerned a peculiar virtue in being tragic. Kittywolf would do well to realize that they never discerned any virtue in being goofy.
Kittywolf keeps saying that she can change her bilious ways. This is exemplary of the nonsensical rhetoric and scaremongering that typifies the language of evil, mudslinging ignoramuses and other condescending, cruel money-worshippers. She has a natural talent for complaining. She can find any aspect of life and whine about it for hours upon hours. Kittywolf's suggestions are not restrained by any moral scruples. Kittywolf may mean well but she fails to comprehend and practice the teachings of her religion. More precisely, Kittywolf conveniently forgets her religion's messages of peace, love, compassion, acceptance, and forgiveness—or, at best, misremembers them as an edict to advocate her prognoses amid a hue and cry as unregenerate as it is anal-retentive.
Kittywolf's comment that she is the arbiter of all things is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Not only did all of us misfortunate enough to have to listen to her make that comment become dumber as a result but I maintain that a lot more people now understand why I assert that lethargic backstabbers differ from each other only in the degree to which they impose tremendous hardships on tens of thousands of decent, hard-working individuals. So let Kittywolf call me meddlesome. I call her nerdy.
We find among narrow and uneducated minds the belief that breaking down our communities is essential for the safety and welfare of the public. This belief is due to a basic confusion that can be cleared up simply by stating that I once managed to get Kittywolf to agree that she often expresses great interest in, and approval of, violent acts reported in the press—spousal abuse, shooting sprees, capital punishment, and so forth. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, she did a volte-face and denied that she had ever said that. If you've read any of the infantile slop that she has concocted, you'll doubtlessly recall her description of her plan to shock and stampede the public into accepting total fascist tyranny. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that Kittywolf's coadjutors have tried repeatedly to assure me that Kittywolf will eventually tire of her plan to convict me without trial, jury, or reading one complete paragraph of this letter and will then step aside and let us take steps toward creating an inclusive society free of attitudinal barriers. When that will happen is unclear—probably sometime between "don't hold your breath" and "beware of flying pigs". Because she wasn't listening when I said this before, I'm forced to repeat myself: By overusing such obscure words as "hyperphosphorescence" and "hematospectrophotometer" she consistently manages to alienate her audience. The sooner she comes to grips with that reality, the better for all of us. It would be grossly premature for Ms. Kittywolf to claim final victory. So I give you this letter. I hope it helps.
KitsuneZ: It is not likely that I shall say anything new here. If I do, it will be of only minor significance. Nevertheless, we must hold not only Anime, but also Anime's lapdogs, accountable for their short-sighted fulminations. Let's review the errors in Anime's statements in order. First, "semiprofessionalized" is sometimes narrowly defined by callow chiselers. From the fog and mist of Anime's treatises rises the leering grimace of solipsism, right? Right. Believe you me, Anime is absolutely determined to believe that bad things "just happen" (i.e., they're not caused by Anime itself), and Anime is not about to let facts or reason get in its way. In keeping with all of their inner inimical brutality, Anime's compeers rot out the foundations of our religious, moral, and political values. Oligarchism can be deadly but Anime's screeds are much worse. Anime's actions are a veritable dictionary and synonymicon of obstructionism. (Read as: those who get involved with Anime's ghastly supporters are seldom aware of Anime's dealings with the most ostentatious individuals you'll ever see.) I plan to reveal some shocking facts about Anime's pranks. This is a choice I have made; your choice is up to you. But let me remind you that Anime's collaborators hate whomever Anime tells them to hate. That's the sort of statement that some people avouch is insecure but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because to believe that Anime commands an army of robots that live in the hollow center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like shaking things up a bit on the surface is to deceive ourselves. We must extirpate snobbism root, trunk, and branch. We must fight for our freedom of speech. And we must enable adversaries to meet each other and establish direct personal bonds that contradict the stereotypes they rely upon to power their viperine op-ed pieces. Please join me in incorporating these words into our living credo.
Complaint letter again =l
Anime_: Although I generally believe that the less said about Ms. Kittywolf, the better, I do feel obligated to say a few things about Kittywolf's appalling insinuations. By way of introduction, let me just say that society must soon decide either to advocate concrete action and specific quantifiable goals or else to let Kittywolf resort to underhanded tactics. The decision is one of life or death, peaceful existence or perpetual social fever. I can hope only that those in charge realize that I know some uncompromising menaces who actually believe that without Kittywolf's superior guidance, we will go nowhere. Incredible? Those same people have told me that a book of her writings would be a good addition to the Bible. With such people roaming about, it should come as no surprise to you that we must work together towards a shared vision. If we fail in this, we are not failing someone else; we are not disrupting some interest separate from ourselves. Rather, it is we who suffer when we neglect to observe that sick, crass slobs can't even agree among themselves as to how perverted Kittywolf is. Now I could go off on that point alone, but she has convinced a lot of people that she defends the real needs of the working class. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation. Kittywolf twists every argument into some sort of "struggle" between two parties. Kittywolf unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what she claims gives her the right to break down our communities. The fact that it's time to step things up a notch and present a clear picture of what is happening, what has happened, and what is likely to happen in the future is distressing, to say the least. Once again, I despise everything about her. I despise her attempts to waffle on all the issues. I despise how she insists that prætorianism is the key to world peace. Most of all, I despise her complete obliviousness to the fact that it's debatable whether her ultimata are a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred, and schizophrenia. However, no one can disagree that ancient Greek dramatists discerned a peculiar virtue in being tragic. Kittywolf would do well to realize that they never discerned any virtue in being goofy. Kittywolf keeps saying that she can change her bilious ways. This is exemplary of the nonsensical rhetoric and scaremongering that typifies the language of evil, mudslinging ignoramuses and other condescending, cruel money-worshippers. She has a natural talent for complaining. She can find any aspect of life and whine about it for hours upon hours. Kittywolf's suggestions are not restrained by any moral scruples. Kittywolf may mean well but she fails to comprehend and practice the teachings of her religion. More precisely, Kittywolf conveniently forgets her religion's messages of peace, love, compassion, acceptance, and forgiveness—or, at best, misremembers them as an edict to advocate her prognoses amid a hue and cry as unregenerate as it is anal-retentive. Kittywolf's comment that she is the arbiter of all things is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Not only did all of us misfortunate enough to have to listen to her make that comment become dumber as a result but I maintain that a lot more people now understand why I assert that lethargic backstabbers differ from each other only in the degree to which they impose tremendous hardships on tens of thousands of decent, hard-working individuals. So let Kittywolf call me meddlesome. I call her nerdy. We find among narrow and uneducated minds the belief that breaking down our communities is essential for the safety and welfare of the public. This belief is due to a basic confusion that can be cleared up simply by stating that I once managed to get Kittywolf to agree that she often expresses great interest in, and approval of, violent acts reported in the press—spousal abuse, shooting sprees, capital punishment, and so forth. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, she did a volte-face and denied that she had ever said that. If you've read any of the infantile slop that she has concocted, you'll doubtlessly recall her description of her plan to shock and stampede the public into accepting total fascist tyranny. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that Kittywolf's coadjutors have tried repeatedly to assure me that Kittywolf will eventually tire of her plan to convict me without trial, jury, or reading one complete paragraph of this letter and will then step aside and let us take steps toward creating an inclusive society free of attitudinal barriers. When that will happen is unclear—probably sometime between "don't hold your breath" and "beware of flying pigs". Because she wasn't listening when I said this before, I'm forced to repeat myself: By overusing such obscure words as "hyperphosphorescence" and "hematospectrophotometer" she consistently manages to alienate her audience. The sooner she comes to grips with that reality, the better for all of us. It would be grossly premature for Ms. Kittywolf to claim final victory. So I give you this letter. I hope it helps.
L e t t e r
Congratulations for finally graduating from your dial-ups and welcome to the Internet.
at least they take pride in their work
mabifan:Just adding a post before lock.
Double post ftw!!
